I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
