talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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