okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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