they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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