DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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