Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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