Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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