Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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