I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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