I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
tell me about the fingering
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