I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
one might say we're banned from that church
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm getting married
To pizza
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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