He is an equal opportunity slut.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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