Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
