wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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