I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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