I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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