her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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