dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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