Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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