i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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