dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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