Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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