I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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