im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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