I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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