In the future we'll all be gay
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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