When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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