Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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