Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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