i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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