So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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