We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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