Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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