yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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