dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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