You just made me feel so damn special
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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