This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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