Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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