so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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