I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just found puke in my bra..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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