He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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