All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
