I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
