Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
