We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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