Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Holy sore nipples Batman
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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