Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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