I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
NoShamevember. You game?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Damn victory sex feels great
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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