Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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