Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
4 words: hood of his car
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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