I'm really into asian looking animals
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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